Essays · Satire · Comics · Screenplays
Writing
Published in Reductress, Shadowbanned, Every Body, and Points in Case. Also on Substack, where the unhinged essays live.
Satire
6 pieces
Reductress
Wow! There Really ARE Plenty of Fish! Here Are 7 Sexy Single Fish
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Reductress
How to Handle Shitting Yourself Immediately When He Says He 'Loves Ethnic Chicks'
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Reductress
Large Condoms Rebranded to 'Shut Up About Your Dick Please'
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Reductress
Monica Into Oat Milk Now, FYI
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Reductress
6 Recipes That Will Make Him Say 'Shit, Susan, This is Actual Poison!' and Then He Die.
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Points in Case
My Inner Voice is a Fat Guy Named Steve
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Essays
20 pieces
How My Trip to Cuba Changed Me
Shadowbanned Magazine
I'm Inspired by the Cuban Revolution
Substack
Mercury Reggaeton & The Fall of Empire
Substack
You Can't Even Write This Shit. Zine Preview.
Substack
Prednisone Made Me a Federal IT Modernization Influencer
Substack
Heartbreak, Zoloft, & the Full Moon
Substack
The Portal is Open & Magic is Real
Substack
Whimsy is a Witchcraft Night with the Girlies
Substack
How to Hex a Nation: A Tale of Two Tariffs
Substack
Some raw feelings on the world ending...
Substack
2025 Astrology for the Revolution: Pluto in Aquarius
Substack
Reflecting on my Creative Retreat in Vermont
Substack
Healing the Mother Wound: Returning to Pakistan, the Mother Land
Substack
Unpacking the Age-Old Question: Is Weed...Tight?
Substack
A Meditative Spiral on Work Ethic™
Substack
Resisting the Algorithm
Substack
Honesty and Committing to the Bit
Substack
Is Making Art Under Capitalism Futile?
Substack
I Hit Myself in the Third Eye with a Car Door by Accident
Substack
Why I Created an Existential Angst Zine
Issuu
Comics
5 pieces
Goodbye to the Polyp in my Uterus
Journal Entries on the Creative Process
4th of July: Downfall of the Empire
Healing at the Family Dinner...
Growing Pains
Screenplays
Young Badmash
A half-hour comedy pilot about a Pakistani American woman who, in a sudden existential panic attack, realizes her job sucks, her life sucks, and nothing is holding her back from trying to become a famous rapper. So she naively goes for it — even though she's bad at it. Comedy ensues.
Break Up, Baby
A short film about a world in which breaking up sucks so bad, everyone alive is actually in love.
Samples available upon request